Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Danny's found a FWEND with benefits

DRINK

Look at Danny going for the awkward hug

Danny groping

Is that holyoaks woman off key?

Alice is basically ruining the song, more like.

Dont like Alice

He's like Gollum

She's flat. Then sharp. But never on the note. It's a talent.

She was flatter than Dido, Soupy. And that's flatter than a flatbread in Norfolk, under a steamroller.

C;mon Andrea!

I've not been paying attention

the rules have changed

Jessie's got hair again

dont understand

Andreas voice is gorgeous

What a blah song

My god this is boring. Fucking Dido

Well the one who isn't blonde is clearly a better singer.

Tell the crowd to stfu, I cant hear.

Alice is totally Jane McDonald with blonde hair and bambi legs

Why is LegsMcGee putting on the accent?

She sounded shite in that clip of her audition yet still Danny turned round.

TBH neither is sounding good here

But the song is dull.

Dodos stellar career is a mystery. Like Keira knightley's.

Alice is singing down her nose
Andrea sounds very nervous.

Why is Hollyoaker doing a Nadine Girls LAoud accent?

S'not much of a fight, is it?

Not a lot of bouncing around in this one. Are they worried the blind girl might hit the ropes?

That wasn't great