Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Well done Jessie. Good doggie.

Oh,I get it. NONE of them want to win. OR Jessie has paid them all to sabotage their groups cos she is desperate to win...

Is WIll some kind of leather-clad Macchiavelli?

What the actual!!??

Why would he want to get him stolen? What? I'm really confused. If he thought he was good wouldn't he keep him?

Poor Holly WillyBooby desperately flogging the new rules there.

Jesse is playing with that persons emotions like a bitch

Jessie's pretty.

If none of the others would want Jordan why try to save him at all? Nonsense.

Jessie wants to win. With a man. Or a shit group.
I could see her doing a Dullisa/Lidl Muffins

Holly Willybooby needs to justify her salary.

oh god
are they going to squish all the rejects into a boy band

Yy Sue- she gives not a shit about the women anymore, the just wants a winner.

Do you know what this is like? NUMBERWANG.

Now what??

Does Jessie have to ditch one??

Tom needs to stop reminding us he won last year. Old whatsherface didnt exactly have a career in singing.

yy Snice- even the girls

Now then snice. And Lo! Wand Erection was born, remember?
Would you deny the world that pleasure again?

What did she say about elvis?

Her from Loaded Hollyoaks issit?

It's the dead one from Hollyoaks

Who is this person? Is she already famous?

DH fancies Dido, wtf?

Is Danny going to pick the best or the one he fancies?

Ooh look fake tears.