Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Oh this is so much better than I imagined

DRINK!!!

Sue!!! wash your mouth out dissing Stevie Wonder

JJ singing!

Ditch the theatrical twat.

more soul

Is it coz I is white?

Danny neck slam

Far too musical theatre darling!

Will.he.is PISSED OFF with the other judges for not going along with the Village People dress-up theme.

I have necked 2 bottles of lager in a stupidly short space of time.

Tom Cruise with shoes???

Somebody's been watching too much Sound of Music, and fashioned their outfits from a pair of old curtains.

Is Jessie high?

Huh?

WTF

Whaaaaat??

They are all having a larf?

I agree with Jessie for once -really??

really?

Love it.

Now he expects Jessie to play lap dog and use her steal.

What is Wills strategy again?

Is this how it works? They pick the wrong one?

Have they reversed the rules? I'm confused.

"I've shown nothing so far"

He's right there.

Risky Business where Tom slides along in his socks.
Bit worried I'm understanding Will now.

Like a puppet on a string......

Is Jordan deliberately not noticing that by picking him Will-He-Won't-He has essentially said 'there's no way the others would have picked you'