Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

Why wouldn't you think to take a sample.

'Boy in charge of girls team' looks like a very young Christopher Dean.

Up to no sample!!!!!!!

Oh how thick.

(Bad bad day so hooray for silly shits)

Oh my word no sample - Lord Sugar will have them for that!! Unbelievable!!!

Why can't half of them go to the other venue?

OYBBK -= 88??

I like posho. Even if he is a silly shit!

Course they haven't heard of them!

Don't fight in front of the people you are trying to sell to!

Hellooooooo, I'm new on the thread. Hilarious so far, and did you all notice surprise eye-candy-Myles at the start?!

Right I need a larger cushion to hide behind.

Which one's Morris?

Dozy Pleb

Dozy pleb!

Oh dear. This is embarrassing. They basically ask the client how much is normal to pay then come up with 95.

Arf at dozy pleb.

Half pint for £2.50??? Bloody hell.

Morris? Is there a morris/

I am cringing at some of these episodes

Evilgiraffe I may have to watch it On Demand and rewind that bit, just to make sure...

Loved dozy pleb. This is the insults episode!

BOF LOL

I love how posh is unbowed by the criticism.

beany - a 'keg' is not an official barrel size (in the UK). So you'd have to spec whether it's a 20/25/30/50 litre keg.

UK brewery barrels are usually barrels/hogsheads/firkins/gallons or kilderkins if you're going old school.

Did Tim just do T-Rexing?

Another slap.