Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

Fake Stella looks like she has had some bad facial surgery

They were truly gunning for her, weren't they?!

She's cwying

I don't think he'll fire Rebecca, it's either tim or thingie

Stella will go, wont she? For the maths.
Or Tim Nice but Dim. For the general crapness.

She is cwying. Her nose is all fat :(

Wow she cried a lot, she's cried her make up off.

She looks better without the makeup - maybe he should make all of them cry

Tim reminds me of the huy from the latest bourne film or the guy feom Twilight called Mike who invites bella to the prom

Ach, she's doing softy-voice now.
We're not fooled, you're a harridan, Spoons.

God I@m sorry I missed this last night and half of tonight. These lot are comedy gold.

Women who cry at work annoy me.

Is fake Stella wearing those stick on mascara eye tip wings that were on dragon's den a while ago? That and the leopard skin, she looks like a mess.

The guy from Bourne?
Jeremy Renner-Kyle?

WHich one is fake stella?

Mrs Spoon is not passionate and pleading enough for SrAlan. Tim is nice but dim, but may get away with it. Fake Stella will go for looking like SrAlan's nemesis

Tim reminds you of Jeremy Renner?!?! Oh god no! Not my Jeremy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just thinking that Evil

Tim just shot himself in the foot.

Poor Mrs Spoon. She's right, they are in cahoots. As much as their tiny brains allow.

Stella Mark II is the blonde in animal print.

Her face didn't crack under pressure. That's some impressive Botox.

Fake Stella looks like Phoebe Buffet. We've also got Posho Ross, who else looks like a 'Friend' when you squint?

No way surely Stella can't wriggle out of this?

Idiots! Francesca fucked up the product. Blame her!!!