Are we having a BGT thread?

[MmeLindor]

Had actually started watching The Voice but the kids have taken control of the TV.

Where is the old XF crowd?

Must remember to be especially polite and nice about the female judges

They were alright, but the first one in particular was sliding all over the notes. Did they think this was 'classical'?

I urge you all to follow westendproducer on twitter. Funniest commentary around.

I cannot do here/twitter and BGT. 2 at a time maximum I'm chilling out here....

Multiple screens! It's the way to go!! It's the only way I can do it!!

Plus keeping an eye on DDs who are making blueberry muffins. Doesn't say a lot for BGT does it.

WTF?

Why is Sinitta hanging around? SADDO.

This is soooo staged... Sinitta is STILL there

OMG more dancers.

It doesn't, such as now, who cares about silly arguments. [bored]

Oh more dancers... I would like a trained dancing cat, or some cute kittens doing something. Or a rabbit

Nooo Her Maj does not want to see that.

Didn't think much of that really.
Why does Simon say 'nice personality'?

Canaries on steroids

The one on the left...her skirt is not quite as pretty?
I've heard rumours of dancing raccoons Yoni.

You just know that Simon is going to love shaking bottoms! I liked them, best so far

I'm sure there is going to be a dancing cat this week, there was a clip on the end of last week's show.

I've got to be honest, I'm excited about it.

Yes, that skirt was a funny colour. Like she'd put it in a wash with some black socks by mistake.

Pleeeeease let there be a dancing cat.

Sometimes I forget how beautiful Alesha is.

I love Alesha. She has it all.

Nooooooooo more singing.

Oh bless. His voice is about a week from breaking.

Oooh, both my teenage dds have perked up

Show me the Nan.