The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

[SuePurblybilt]

Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

I hate the way danny tells them who to pick

wear fgs!

Go with Will. I want to see Jessie cry.

Boo.

Quelle surprise.

Ah, quelle surprise.

Jessie is turning for anyone with a yoni you ain't speak girlfreeennn

Bill. Bo. Baggins makes me think as well. Mainly wtf is he on abaht

Wasn't this lass on last year?

:)

(I don't actually ever say 'quelle surprise' in real life. Or words like 'ghastly'. Just here. I wonder why that is...)

I hope that Jessie doesn't pick this creepy stalker type

oh dear he's got one of those secret rooms with pictures that serial killers have

Eh up, the 'fro Superfan sings JJ.
Of course she'll like it. It's about her.

It will be mortifying if JJ doesn't turn after all this!

I hope they pick this guy and put him in MC Hammer pants.

If he straightened the fro he'd have hair like JJ.
Bit of frizzease and bobs yer uncle.

I say ghastly. I am a twat.

He wears those clothes all the time.

S'Tom is going to think it's a laydee.

I say ghaaastly like an enormous twat

Doesn't sound very convincing in a Scouse accent though, Sue. Maybe that's why.

Why does S'Toma turn on the worst bits?
I am thinking he likes pain.

I say quelle surprise.
I am a pretentious twat.

Cut the shit WE KNOW WHO HE'S PICKING