The Voice! Have you got your twirly chairs and pleather jeggings ready? Then we'll begin...

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Battling with Mingehead, Whingy Holden and the rest for ratings tonight - the DRAMAZ

Jessie is giving up!

"Journey". (Drinks)

She IS Bev'

What the duck......?

I am honoured to be a part of your journey. HONOURED.

he's gone from trees to birds

Huh?

PMSL at least she isn't pretending to get him!

My Guinness!

This bit is so boring its pissing me right off

It's a Brookie Bev/Nicola Girls Aloud combo, Boffles.

With a soupcon of Clagnut.

Nobody in the chart sounds like her because......people don't buy records made by people who sound like her. Market forces, innit Jessie?

SAying that, they buy that Florence and the Machine nonsense.

I wouldnt let Willde speak to me in bed.
He could roll his eyes though.

quack

Oh, Jessie body swerved again! Can a judge end up not filling their quota?

Jessie needs to not be so needy. It's not attractive.

I'm going to go with................................. .............................................the only credible option.

Will might come to Belfast!!!

Awe Jessie gonna need to borrow a mate from Danny at this stage.

Way to slag off the rest of your team JJ

'turned down by yet another girl'

Oh, Reggie, you japester.

Maybe Jessie should try turning for a guy?

Not enough Essex types on this episode. They always go TeamJJ

Coco - if Will.he.does (go to Belfast), you MUST mention wet wipes on your banner.

They are making this out to be a Thing, but it won't be a thing, they splice all the auditions together.