The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

Crying at Boy George's neck-blacking

Honestly, if I were faced with the task of choosing one of these 4 judges as a mentor... I'd really struggle. They'd all be dire. This girl in particular will gain nothing from any of them.

God yes, she'll be in a wrap dress from George at Asda in a week.

I like her voice (for now, ). She's like your one who does the theme to Jam and Jerusalem, the cover of the Village Green Preservation Society. I think she does the one for The Village too.

Yeah right Jessie because you are actually the proper vocal coach of course.

Nothing wrong with a frock that focuses attention on the norks.

God dont bring up Leanne, Butlins Betty.

They ain't going to be sharing dresses!

I would always go for Will, hes like proper famous.

Ick at Tom's Experience
I'll bet.

I respect them all the same too. If none is an amount?

roar was she there all day??

She wasnt that good that she needs this level of drawn out decisioning was she?

5 minutes!

Tell her to get lost!

Fucks sake woman.

Is that her sister with the dreads? She could be Danny's friend.

The bit where the judges try to persuade them to join their team is pointless. Surely every single person who goes on the show must have a pre-determined hierarchy of judges. So they just have to pretend it's a hard decision.

Oh just jeffing pick one. It doesn't matter. You won't win.

just bloody choose

Disqualified!

They should.

Oh come the fuck on.

Bloody hell hurry up!!

'go wiv yer heart'

Just.Fucking.Pick.

Oh Jesus. FFS.

Jesus.

That's Kate Rusby, Sue.
(folky parents)

Yes, you can. You are milking it love.

You aren't all that.