The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

:(

Sixteen? Ermahgerd.

Oh god I want to cry

Aww bless him.

If they're not gonna turn they shouldn't make them stand there and be all grateful to this shower

Jessie doesn't know the words, she just opens and closes her mouth like a goldfish.

he has a nice face. sweet

Coco

Poor boy. They pick some shockers, why not him?

They are being too nice. He was pretty crap.

How can he "grow into" anything for Jesse? What, like Hampshire?

It's cruel, like watching a puppy getting a kicking

Oh let him go. Please. Poor kid.

Poor chap.
But there is no need to patronise him, JJ.

Posh had a nose like that before surgery.

Jessie J is really getting on my tits now, the way that her voice goes up at the end of every sentence. YOU ARE NOT AUSTRALIAN.

Awww
At least Danny was nice to him
Any friend will do, eh? I closed my eyeeeeees....

He'd have to learn to, you know, sing to improve, dammit.

Eh?? A returnee?

If she gets through she'll be the wrap dress woman this year.

This isn't going to be good I fear.

sue

She's very pretty.