The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

DEAD MAM ALERT WE HAVE A DEAD MAM ALERT PEOPLE

I thought they said his name was Nadine
Sob story -check
Stupid hat - check

He's through.

Another one...

I've seen this one playing in a bar

Me and my mate to a mean karaoke version of enough is enough!

It's raining, raining
It's pouring, pouring.......

Don't sing Wonderwall.

Do you think his hair comes off with his hat?

bad hat.. very bad hat

'Tis all hats and pleather, innit? If I get myself a pleather hat, I've won.

MASH UP MASH UP MASH UP

And a double-Irish mash-up. Danny may make a sex face

he's doing a mash-up - with a geeeetar - calling friend for danny, calling friend for danny...

He has to beg for his friends.

Weller isn't the first choice as a hair idol.

Mutual nodding. I feel dirty

Was hoping for "Wherever I Lay My Hat (Theres My Wig)

better than I thought he was going to be

Jessie is making a poo face
This must be good.

S'Tom still has the hearing aid off

Noel Dead pet alert next?

BOF

DOuble-Irish! Yes Sue!!!
Danny is going to gaze longingly at him like a labrador looking at some food.

Danny is desperate for nobody else to turn around