The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

[Raahh]

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

Ooh, good username, Suffolk!

Jessie pooing...
Danny sexing...

Yip they liked it.

Someone veet his fucking arms for christs sake

Ah the hair-o-meter picked again.

New friend alert!

Hairy arms alert!

ICK at Jessie's nasty Best Man speech.

Jessie is saying I gave him to you. I served him up on a plate for you.

These two are getting it AWWNN

singing and playing guitar, all at the same time! And he's a man!!

Haaaaaa! Danny doesn't realise that Bonio blocked his number.

Dannys friends with U2, he doesn't need anyone else

VOM at 'i'm gunna text da lads in U2'

How, Danny? 0800-I'm-Fucking-Dreaming?

"I'll text U2"

That won't work. You need there actual phone number

did danny just cum in his pants?

Look at him, strutting around like a little pleather rooster.

We haven't had a very ill sibling yet. Preferably a twin, pleaseandthanks.

*their

Has Danny got a bonio? Is that why he can't sit down?

He looks like someone's fat lookalike. But whose?

He'll maybe Skype The Edge. Or at least some old fucker who told him on Twitter that he is The Edge. Real name Noel O'Shaunessy, runs a SuperValu in Skibbereen.

I like geese, me.

Lack of confidence alert!