X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Wasn't Nanfuckers personal appearance an average age of 82 or something?
He's going to win isn't he, with the nan vote and the 'ironic' vote?
I think I'll cry.

'canny and sharp' is NOT how I would describe the XF judges.
I'll give you 'balls'. For Shitz anyway.

I've just made a phlegmy noise because a Paracetomol scraped my throat on the way down, and DS2 called me Nanfucker!

Hassled indeed.

I really thought MelMnFairy shouty lady stood a chance

Where is this being held, does anyone know?

How the fuck can Dulisa breathe in that?

I think the Brum NEC Boffles.

Dullisa has a look of Hilary Devey in that titles VT.

Ooh, Tulisa is done up like a little Christmas fairy

Oh this is crap DH has took the tablet thingy with him tonight so I'm having to sit in the dining room and sort of twist my head round to watch the TV.

Dullisa's dress sponsored by Good Year tyres there.

And clearly Shitz nicked hers off Lily Savage.

Im watching the final tonight only so that i can see simon cowell run on stage & shoot nanfucker when he wins. (if only)

Dermot looks so camp when he is dancing.

Why does Dullisa dress like she's bought up the bankrupt stock of Miss Selfridge? The rest of us outgrew the stiff petticoat look at 11.Not very urban.

Comes to something when Rylan leads them in.

Stop saying Manchester. You're making me nervous.

Oh ffs.

Lovely lovely Rylan

He's like a lovely warm hug

Roar at the scooters WTAF

Have I accidentally taken drugs

Oohhh yeah!

It's like the Olympics colsing ceremony all over.

WTAF?

Kicked out a week ago and miming now!

WHAT THE FUCK?

Spraggers!!

Ooh, Spraggers!

Spraggers looking soulful. And the rest that we've already forgotten.

Love Spraggers- good lass.