X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

[Jellykat]

Evening ladies

I'm tea and After eight handed, so good to go..

[KatieSantaPawskitty]

Flaming sofa ads.

Two on the trot.

Who's buying all these sofas with the massive big round seat on them anyway?

[MsElleTow]

I want a new sofa, DH won't let me!

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Oh good, Emile Sande. We've not heard much from her recently...

[KatieSantaPawskitty]

Tonight's show is two hours long!

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Oi Boffles. They'll Go Home in a VT, won't they? Ddid Liverpool turn out for NanFucker? Did you?

[IAmLouisWalsh]

dH just walked in and said 'so, two songs from Nanfucker then?' We have mumsnetted him!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

HERE WE GO!!!

[Jellykat]

People with very very large bums? Katie

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Katie those sofas are farcking awful aren't they?

Emeli Sande, the most overworked article since Kerry Katona's nose retired.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Oh, Sue- Nanfucker took a ferry across the mersey,and everything. Sadly,it didn't sink.

[LineysChristmasNamey]

DS just called him Nanfucker.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

We've already had waaaaaay too many shots of the fuckers doing the Praying Hands
Stoppit.

[GreenyEyes]

So is one act going tonight then?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

how old is your ds Liney-

[LineysChristmasNamey]

Is Dermot allowed to win it?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

no.

just no.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Oh, god I've been up since 4am, I can't stay awake until 10 unless I find whatever Shitz gets hold of sharpish.

I would love it if they would set up a live link between the studio and Simon Cowell's house as the results are read out- just to see his face defy the botox if Nanfucker wins.

[MissMogwi]

Cringe

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Did h? 'cross the Merseeeeee?

I would like him to win, then be beaten by the Hillsborough song. To show what L'pool think of him

Wtf is Dermie at? twat.

[LineysChristmasNamey]

Oh he's 14, don't worry about him. Urban youth and all that.

[BOFingSanta]

Hurrah! Here we go...

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Do have a soft spot for Dermot dancing

[HassledHasASledge]

I can't believe it's come to this. 100 years ago, when this series first started, we were all bright eyed and bushy-tailed, confident there would be some talent. We're left with NanFucker, Slightly Too Weird Guy and At Least He Can Sing A Bit Guy. Tragic.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Why the atual fuck did they
a) have that cringeworthy Britney lookalike on
b) think we are all daft and don't know Louis is a lover of the pork?