X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

I thought Louis said that Maloney would never have to go back to Liverpool?

You didn't even say his NAME?

Are they snowballs? But usually we have at least ONE thread slagging us off and a couple of posters a season saying we should be ashamed to call ourselves mothers. I miss them.

Wha'? I don't remember that Greeny?
Who complained?

I think I can remember someone,or a couple of posters getting arsey about it, now Greeny has mentioned it.

I didn't like something last year, and then I predicted something, and then it came true.

Jesie = Miss Piggy = ridiculous massive weight loss by following year.

I can't remember Sue.

In fact, it may be a false memory but it rings a bell.

We could just start a thread entitled 'Thank Fuck Christopher Is Out' on all the boards and see?

Jesy even. I could get quite into moaning about she spells her name.

I don't think poor Jesy has seen a sandwich since last Christmas.

I thought she'd had her nose done too

My ds loves her nearly as much as he loves Dulisa, he gets all giggly when they come on TV. He's only 4 so he'll grow out of it

Told you they had got a load of grannies from the bingo as no one turned up for Nanfucker Look!

I read that earlier Fellowship! Funny, isn't it?

Sorry, I went to bed. In a drunken Euphoria

Re- the title off last year's Fred

Due to the ridiculousness of spreading the 2 nights,(so really, Sundayisthe final,imo) I started the Sunday thread early-ish with the title along the lines of, so now Verruca Lily has left,it's between Marcus and LidlMuffins (or whatever).

I then happily had a life, only come back to find Poster X came on getting upset because I'd ruined Christmas,and spoilt the end of Titanic. I was very sorry not.

God some people really should get out more. LidlMuffins was what it always sounded like Dulisa called them anyway.

I don't think it was what I called them, I think it was the fact this person didn't know who was in the final 2, having blocked out all media/internet/news report/ all other threads onthe subject-because they were saving it as asurprise. I should have put 'Spoiler' in the title.Or something. I dunno. It was very funny!

Wonder whether the FB person read my post, or is a secret backstage insider and Bazza really did chuck the phone away. I' be happy with either really.

Ahh so I didn't dream it, I thought that's what had happened

I think Bazza'a had that PAYG phone whipped into the bin so fast his arm broke the sound barrier.

The cynic in me wonders when Barry's first tour date is, and whether he needs to be rehearsing- not saddled with Nanfucker. He must be so relieved. but I'd still consider emigrating, and plastic surgery,just incase

Bets on washed-up Nanfuckers next major appearance being at Speke Magistrates, accused of stalking and harrassment?

Righty. I was out last night seeing a proper band. Pulp. I need to know who's gone through. I'm madly packing so don't have time to read the thread. Thanks!!

LightHouse cardiac is out. He looked positively puce. Chowmein and Pinhead fight to the death!

Raah Bazza's tour started weeks ago! He was obviously not expecting Nanfucker to get that far!

Someone tweeted that the audience last night had been told to stop booing Nanfucker!

Lighthouse keeping James and Jahmene are through.

Thanks!! Was it down to the public? Why do I care?

Yes it was lighthouse!

You saw Pulp lighthouse ?
Fuck, I'd give up the whole series of Xfactor for that.
Lucky cow.

Miss- I had a feeling it had! I do like Bazza. I hope he isn't a judge next year-hasn't really done him any favours. Come back Simon.

Don't think Shitsinger is coming back either- which is a shame.She has been great value, from a comedy point of view.

her london dealer will miss her