X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

'Critique'?

YellowOrchid has gone quiet!

Thank fuck for that!!

Praise The Lord

Chow Mein and J Arthur

Barry is just relieved he can dump the stalker now.

God, I'm so HAPPY!

Chubfuddler- couldn't agree more. I am the number one Marilyn Monroe fan- nobody else can touch her.

What does he mean "already won"? He's just been booted off.

This is clearly how delusional you need to be to go in this show.

LottieJenkins i am glad you're here, i ate a whole pack of Black Forest Whirls this week and it is all your fault!

Yes! Have you noticed Dermie does the distancing hands thing with NF every time he can avoid contact. He keeps scratching his nose or side stepping away.

Not surprised like..just saying..Dermie obviously can't stand him either.

Chowmeine is shite though

Oh the stars are coming out tonight, they're lighting up the sky tonight, but sadly not over Norris Green.

80s revival weekends at Butlins are pencilled in too snice.

Nice boy and dirty boy.

It looks like James has a little ventriloquist's dummy with him!

How tiny is Jahmene??

He looks short against Dermot

'I'm the third finalist'

Yeah NanFucker, you hold on to that. We can barely list the past winners, but OK.

Feel like... You could....

Invade Poland perhaps?

Why does Chowmein keep picking people up?
Odd boy.

She looks like a seal doing that!

Chris and his nan will be alright. They will get an advert deal with Iceland after her food spread on display earlier. Like the table of shame from you are what you eat.

I think Pinhead will look after Chowmein.

Shitty is off to source serious stuff for tomorrow. Will the other judges even turn up??

Fuck me what did they just all take in Shits dressing room

Did Nan just throw her Zimmer at the camera man?

Barry can now bin that pay as you go phone he's been using and go back to his real life

The nan fuckers going on tour!!

Now what?