X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Aww stop being mean, I love Kylie, plus she's not had an easy time.

I reckon she shares a Botox artist with Nicole Kidman.

I love it, she looks like a goldfish.

God Julie's voice grates! Never liked it.

Are they in Manchester?

Why would Manchester sing with her? They're in Aberystwyth.

I mean kylie's!

She can't make the long high notes so just shouts them instead. Nice technique Kyles.

At least she's not wearing pleather....

ha ha ha at Penelope Keith!!

Deirdre- topical, Bof, they're in Manchester, apparently.

10 years and she'll have turned into Vera Lynn

Who has had a easy time? I make no plans to weep for multi millionaire pop stars who can't even sing.

All the Botox in the world wouldn't make me look like her, I'd be happy enough to swap.

Sue that did make me chuckle

I like her though, Kylie. I heard she cuts Jason dead. I have a lot of sympathy with that.

Crotch shot!!!

I just had a nice ham sandwich to take my mind off all this old shite.

Chub, she actually loooks like Nicole Kidman.

Are they ever seen in the same room together?

Stand still, or go for a wee.

Ah poor Kylie and her HRT- male dancers are generally gay love.

Bless her.

Seriously Bof there isn't an ounce of Marilyn in kylie.

Kylie and Shitslinger would have some conversation

Kylie is about 3 feet shorter than Nicole slightexaggeration

What did Jason do wrong? She dumped him for rancid hutchence didn't she?