X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Orchid are you the cousin someone pissed off on Facebook, and you found out where this thread was to come and moan at us all?

Do you have your own teeth?

Are you Liverpudlian?

Are you Jane McDonald in disguise?

I've done my bit- voted for both Chowmein and James twice AND prevented DH voting nanfucker

All we need is some way of stopping the pensioners. And its too late to start a "phone this number for a chat with Daniel O' Donnell" campaign...

"The vote line is frozen, so here's Kylie whose face has been since 1995"

He'd be like a lickle Westshoite. Awww. Trapped on a stool - legs too short to get down.

I hate Kylie! She's older than me, but makes me look like a right old hag!

Oh good. Someone else who can't sing. That's just what this show needs.

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Love the sparkly cellos and violins

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Oh ffs someone has thrown her into the tin of quality streets

Kylie has nasal chords

I think she's an alien.

No she is a hag. Look at the long distance shots. They're scared to show us her face up close.

Disco string section eh?

Someone paid extra for Kylie to be giftwrapped.

Mmm orange quality streets!!

All kylie ever does these days is reality show appearances. Very nasaly.

I like a fucking mental Kylie song.

Oi, Sue- I can't sit on high stools. Can't get down, or reach the floor. I gets pins and needles in my feet

I like a pouffe

She hasnt changed since the 90's. That's just wrong

Eh up, who are this shower? Grabbing their ankles? Are they lost?

Kylie is looking like the bastard lovechild of Marilyn Monroe and Deirdre Rachid.

She's like a little Penelope Keith

Why do you call him nanfucker?! Missed that bit, but I can sense that the name kinda fits!

This is the same as last time she was on.