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X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 08/12/2012 18:20

Smile I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic
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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 08/12/2012 21:36

Get Nanfucker OUT!

Please if there is a god or any musical taste left in this bloody country.

I blame the Tories. I bet Smugron likes NanFucker

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KinkyDoritoWithJingleBellsOn · 08/12/2012 21:36

It is true that 35p could buy me half a Mars Bar though, so possibly worth holding onto.

whiteandyelloworchid · 08/12/2012 21:36

wow respect for rita ora,and x factor for once, its actually a shock[good one] to see a female singer not reduced to grinding around in her pants while singing

well done rita, thats how you do it on a family show

WildWorld2004 · 08/12/2012 21:37

What do we think is gna be happening for the next 25 mins?

Will it be 23 mins of nanfucker & his oscar leaving speech?

whiteandyelloworchid · 08/12/2012 21:37

voting now, come on maloney

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 08/12/2012 21:37

I really hope it is a Chow/Pin final.

I don't really care.

Grrr Kylie.Even she is taller than me. And she's probably been on beforecan't remember and I liked the songs as pop shit, not all serious adult like.

MsElleTow · 08/12/2012 21:38

My DSes haven't seen each other all day, so have now decided to have a tickle fight right next to me!Xmas Hmm

GreenyEyes · 08/12/2012 21:38

Kelly C didn't do much grinding either to be fair, but yes I see your point

SlightlyJaded · 08/12/2012 21:38

Have a bad feeling that Nanfucker will stay.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 08/12/2012 21:38

They are wheeling out Smiley Kylie.

Its part of the contract Dannii made him sign before they shagged "Must give my tired, botox filled sis a singing part in all shows you do, even though she is possibly too old for gold hotpants"

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 08/12/2012 21:38

Arf more at 'family show'
With the horror and drunkenness and Nan-sleazing we've seen? Think not.

cardibach · 08/12/2012 21:38

WHy are you so keen on him, orchid ? He is shit, there is no manipulation about that, whatever else they are trying!

GreenyEyes · 08/12/2012 21:39

Kylie did a duet with Leon.

Kiss of death, we call her

AmazingBouncingBabyJesus · 08/12/2012 21:39

I remember having Kylies album on cassette, hers and Jason Donovan's were the first albums I ever owned...

Bakingnovice · 08/12/2012 21:39

Omg. Shita ora. Wtaf is that outfit and hair??! And singing is baaaad.

BOFingSanta · 08/12/2012 21:39

I think Kylie sang with the disaster that was Leon Jackson. Before this thread my time.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 08/12/2012 21:39

Are you being ironic Orchid?

I bet the fucker gets through though

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HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 08/12/2012 21:39

white just stop it now

Growlithe · 08/12/2012 21:39

Fellowship you must have seen the picture smile

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers · 08/12/2012 21:40

for poor old orchid who seems to have lost her way in life!

SlightlyJaded · 08/12/2012 21:40

Oh god has Smiley got a new album coming out? Or are getting a 'classic' like Locomotion

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 08/12/2012 21:40

I hope it's a Chow/Nan final. To shut Smug Pinjhead up, and because Chow would do better to be the one who lost to a campaign, than a second runner up. Poor wee Chowmein.

course, ideally, I'd like them all to be quiet and run along now.

IAmLouisWalsh · 08/12/2012 21:40

If I went on telly in a bikini, then everyone's screen would break.

And it would have to be widescreen.

It'd be great telly.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 08/12/2012 21:40

alice I would love to think Louis would surprise us. It would be ace. He'd be a little Ronan Keating, only older and balder.

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 08/12/2012 21:40

Sue, this is a family thread, keep it clean please.