X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

Is she a lesbian Sue. Didn't know that one.

Put down the phone though, don't vote Nanfucker

Fuck off LadyB, you auld cunt

Good Lord. They went there. The Greatest Lurve of All.

He may well be being treated unfairly, orchid, but he is still shit, and therefore should not win. If I am being manipulated to not do something I wouldn't have done anyway, is it still manipulation?

God give me fucking strength. Nooooo.

Perhaps Nanfucker just shag his nan on his lap to the tune of Oop Upside Your Head.

Is ite or could Nicole sound any more fake?

Ooh chowmein is FLAT

Thats the first i have heard that kelly clarkson is a lesbian.

Can you all help me tonight? DH wants to know whats happened to MK1? He keeps banging on about how they weren't at the beginning?! Anyone please help me shut him up!!

According to Boffles, Fellow. I had no previous knowledge, see?

DP tells me that Kelly Clarkson was talking about her boyfriend on Sunday Brunch last week.

I do like Jahmene best out of the 3 that are left!

Ooh, Shitz has got body parts disappearing. Or is it just the colour of the dress?

The sound isn't great.

I hate Witney.

What is she wearing? This is fairly awful. Plus mic issues....

If Shitsinger sings she still has her Dignity, I shall actually fall off the sofa.

This is shit, non?

Don't Vote Nanfucker....He is the antichrist

Don't Vote Nanfucker....He is the antichrist

Don't Vote Nanfucker....He is the antichrist

Don't Vote Nanfucker....He is the antichrist

Don't Vote Nanfucker....He is the antichrist

Sorry Orchid

Dear god. Shit singer has broken her mic

Wtf?!

Hes well off key..

She was talking about her boyfriend on Loose Women something interesting this week too.

What is the song please?

Good grief

oh dear mic fail....bet Nanfucker did it

Mike fail. What a bummer, when theres such a height mismatch

Look like mop and bucket