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X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

977 replies

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 08/12/2012 18:20

Smile I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic
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GreenyEyes · 08/12/2012 21:02

I like Kelly Clarkson.

Is that ok with everyone, yes? No?

LineysChristmasNamey · 08/12/2012 21:02

Kelly Clarkson is widely regarded by naturalists as mostly harmless.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 08/12/2012 21:03

She doesn't know, Bella. They promised her a Laser Eyes Kelly, like wot NanFucker had.

BOFingSanta · 08/12/2012 21:03

Kelly Clarkson is a nice young lesbian. Go her. I like her.

MissMogwi · 08/12/2012 21:03

So we like Kelly then?

Baaaa.

AmazingBouncingBabyJesus · 08/12/2012 21:03

I like Kelly Clarkson.

And so do you Sue.

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 08/12/2012 21:03

Er's got a nice voice, not harming anyone.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 08/12/2012 21:04

Kelly seems nice.

Nowt to add.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 08/12/2012 21:04

She's alright in that she's a good singer but sings crap sings. Bit like Lemar.

What on earth- if you like him Orchid, fair fucks to you, but bit ott on the Nanfucker love in there deary.

Pop off and neck some valium, there's a love.

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Jellykat · 08/12/2012 21:04

KC = Meh

NickyNackyNooNoo · 08/12/2012 21:04

I like her she has a calming influence....Nanfucker made me all stabby, Kelly has sooooothed me Smile

AmazingBouncingBabyJesus · 08/12/2012 21:04

I like her dress as well.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 08/12/2012 21:04

Fair fucks, she's a nice young lesbian, not harming anyone. We like her.

TerraNotSoFirma · 08/12/2012 21:04

Generally like Kelly, this song is dull as fuck however.

AmazingBouncingBabyJesus · 08/12/2012 21:05

oooh duets!

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 08/12/2012 21:05

Was it three for the price of one on naff pleather outfits down the market or what?

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WildWorld2004 · 08/12/2012 21:05

Thought nicole had nipped off for another bottle of vodka.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 08/12/2012 21:05

Duets!
preparing to be shamazed.

GreenyEyes · 08/12/2012 21:06

He's such a sweetie isn't he

tiredemma · 08/12/2012 21:06

Is Chris singing with his nan as a duo or with val also. Like a sugarbabes ensemble

LineysChristmasNamey · 08/12/2012 21:06

I'm having a drink now Wine

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells · 08/12/2012 21:06

Watch your language people, NAN is on this thread.
We don't want her to think we're a bunch of sweary fuckers people do we?
Be polite in front of the elderly.

BOFingSanta · 08/12/2012 21:06

Not that I think being a lesbian is particularly noteworthy, but I think it's brave to be out and proud in modern fundamentalist bonkers America.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 08/12/2012 21:06

When she's not in a dress, she looks like Rylan in a wig. All skinny limbs.

whiteandyelloworchid · 08/12/2012 21:06

i always seem a legohead when i look at jahmane

nice bloke though so shouldnt be mean