X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

I wish he would burst into flames.

Jesus at Nana Pat groping La Flack. Copping a full feel there.

Nan- GET OFF HER!

valerie with the perm

What is it with the weird Nan's arm around the Flackster's waist?!

great! even his nan doesn't think he can win!

I liked Dermy - "without thanking your Nan, can you just tell us..."

Why do we never see his mum I wonder?

Hasn't she got any more clothes other than that naff Cardy?

The people of Liverpool are DEAD to me. And I live here.

Another Tom jones? Is there something funny in the water in Liverpool?

He's another Tom Jones sez Liverpool.

Arf. Is the transmission dodgy? Keep getting flickers.
Course, it's a long way to Dundee.

Looks Shite, sounds shite, i'm sure he'll go a long way...can't believe this is the cream of the crop.

Fucking joke! Fucking senseless, facebook addicted public voting for the twat though aren't they?

Flack's keeping a tight grip of the mic otherwise that woman will have it in her handbag.

That family are sex crazed bastards, the lot of em

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I was just thinking that director

Is flack wearing shorts again. Bet she's after union j.

I thought Dermy said "without fucking your nan". I'm too used to this.

Just went to the DM Sidebar of Shame.
Apparently Caroline Flack is now dating Nana Pat. And carrying her baby.

She thrives off youth, sucking it in. That's why Nanfucker looks so orange.

Do you think they paid them all to be there, bar his Nan and that woman who looked like Jo Brand's Nan?

My TV is being all weird too.

Thought his Nan was going to say "No, I'm voting for Jahmene, but he's done really well"

Everyone on my FB slagging off his xgirlfriend val and her perm.

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Val looked like Fred west.