Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

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Welcome all!

This goes on, doesn't it?

I'd rather listen to Dappy.

God she's bad. The judges can never sing as well as the contestants, can they?

Being back Cheryl Cole. At least with the dancing you could be distracted from the shit singing and/or shit tune. No such luck here.

Liz Macdonald called. She wants her wardrobe back.

Her voice sounds distorted like they are polishing it somehow or she is singing along to a backing track

She's just singing out her drunken Tweets, isn't she?

Why is tulisa sticking notes down her nose, she is squeezing notes down via her fucking nostrils....
Sorry as you were had to share that

I have re-wound her to watch the face this time.......

Aswe say in Nottingham: WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?

Ta, Merry. Not sure how I have managed to avoid knowing despite watching every second of the shit.

ankle boots make her legs looks like tree trunks.

Cardi his dad was very violent towards his mother, he slashed her with knives and burnt her with a blow torch. He was eventually sent to prison for domestic violence and the rape of a woman. Jahmene tried to commit suicide but his brother saved him, his brother did kill himself.

At this rate, we should form a group and enter next year. We'd bloody win.

I did win Pontins under 18s talent show in1999

Rather than on her knees, on her knees, eh Dermot?

Alright there Katie?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer?

It is sung by cats, apparently. Can't sound worse than Nanfucker.

Anyone voting yet?

I'm not....

Emerging from land of lurking

Plz please not nanfucker.

PleSe

This plea is supported by my ds3 aged 13 - he is young. Plz don't let my young ds down.....

I won a karaoke competition once. I sang "stand by your man" ( this is true. )

I voted for James.

Think she will be voted out tonight, makes Nan look jamazing.

I voted James last night Not

Cannot listen to life stories, I have read it, it's sad....not good viewing for me

Not stand by your Nan?

No way am I wasting my phone bill - it's a new line, I am never using it, at Turlesa had the good grace to look fucking mortified.

Here is the song for Nanfucker:

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