Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Welcome all!

[Flumpyflumps]

Oh dear lord dullisa is singing, I use the term loosley

[AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers]

Someone get the medics for AnyFucker - she's not feeling well. Of COURSE he's sexy!

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

It's coke, defo coke with shitz.

I won't divulge how I know, but trust me. Bet she can snort it off her finger nail like a pro

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Orange Christmas

[rhondajean]

Away in a nursing home?

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

YEUCH at 'he James Arthured all over it'
The dirty bastard

[FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine]

Every time tulisa sings a puppy dog dies

[KatieSantaPawskitty]

Thank you for your interest on my epilation, do you really want to know?

[Flumpyflumps]

Like Tanya turner in footballers wives!! Ha ha!!!

[CuriousMama]

It's my mam not nan. She had me at 38 and I'm 44. My dp is 57 so older than mam's dp

[2blessed2bstressed]

I too luffs Pink, and am annoyed that on next years tour she is completely ignoring Scotland!
Did not enjoy angsty rendition of Frankies masterpiece last night either. All in all X Factor has mostly made me grumpy this weekend.

[tiredemma]

I get really uncomfortable watching nanfucker. What the hell is wrong with his face?

[CuriousMama]

That Scarlett Johansen advert for D&G perfume is quite sinister isn't it? She sort of sneers and her hair is so shit.

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

tiredemma, was it you who upset Nanfucker's cousin?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

'Fucker, the Snow-nan'

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Rocking around the Care Home Tree (with Nan)

[rhondajean]

I am very curious Katie.

I know 2stressed I'd have taken dd1 to Glasgow or even Edinburgh.

Dd2 wants the little mix album.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

YY Curious. Sneery and smug
And she has weird hair like Andie McPlank in 4 weddings. Like a lampshade.

[AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers]

What the hell is wrong with his face?

Nothing that a pair of cymbals smeared with nanjuice and clapped round it wouldn't improve!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Curious- I always watch that ad, and think she must have really regretted the hair!

[LineRunner]

Christmas Album continued

It's The Most Wonderful Aid In My Ear

[MsElleTow]

DS1 is just telling me about a girl he knows who wanted a phrase tattooed on her arm like Tulisa has got, but could only think of "hakuna matata" so she went for it!

[TerraNotSoFirma]

curious it's the way her lip gets caught on her teeth, it looks like she's snarling. Bit of a scary ad. I hate all perfume ads actually.

[FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine]

"can't stop loving that Nan of mine"

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

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