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Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

452 replies

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 02/12/2012 19:57

Welcome all!

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Flumpyflumps · 02/12/2012 20:14

Oh dear lord dullisa is singing, I use the term loosley

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers · 02/12/2012 20:14

Someone get the medics for AnyFucker - she's not feeling well. Of COURSE he's sexy!

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 02/12/2012 20:14

It's coke, defo coke with shitz.

I won't divulge how I know, but trust me. Bet she can snort it off her finger nail like a pro

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 02/12/2012 20:14

Orange Christmas

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rhondajean · 02/12/2012 20:14

Away in a nursing home?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 02/12/2012 20:14

YEUCH at 'he James Arthured all over it'
The dirty bastard

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine · 02/12/2012 20:14

Every time tulisa sings a puppy dog dies

KatieSantaPawskitty · 02/12/2012 20:15

Thank you for your interest on my epilation, do you really want to know?

Flumpyflumps · 02/12/2012 20:15

Like Tanya turner in footballers wives!! Ha ha!!!

CuriousMama · 02/12/2012 20:15

It's my mam not nan. She had me at 38 and I'm 44. My dp is 57 so older than mam's dp Grin

2blessed2bstressed · 02/12/2012 20:15

I too luffs Pink, and am annoyed that on next years tour she is completely ignoring Scotland!
Did not enjoy angsty rendition of Frankies masterpiece last night either. All in all X Factor has mostly made me grumpy this weekend.

tiredemma · 02/12/2012 20:15

I get really uncomfortable watching nanfucker. What the hell is wrong with his face?

CuriousMama · 02/12/2012 20:16

That Scarlett Johansen advert for D&G perfume is quite sinister isn't it? She sort of sneers and her hair is so shit.

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 02/12/2012 20:16

tiredemma, was it you who upset Nanfucker's cousin?

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 02/12/2012 20:16

'Fucker, the Snow-nan'

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 02/12/2012 20:16

Rocking around the Care Home Tree (with Nan)

rhondajean · 02/12/2012 20:16

I am very curious Katie.

I know 2stressed I'd have taken dd1 to Glasgow or even Edinburgh.

Dd2 wants the little mix album.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 02/12/2012 20:16

YY Curious. Sneery and smug
And she has weird hair like Andie McPlank in 4 weddings. Like a lampshade.

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers · 02/12/2012 20:16

What the hell is wrong with his face?

Nothing that a pair of cymbals smeared with nanjuice and clapped round it wouldn't improve!

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 02/12/2012 20:17

Curious- I always watch that ad, and think she must have really regretted the hair!

LineRunner · 02/12/2012 20:17

Christmas Album continued

It's The Most Wonderful Aid In My Ear

MsElleTow · 02/12/2012 20:17

DS1 is just telling me about a girl he knows who wanted a phrase tattooed on her arm like Tulisa has got, but could only think of "hakuna matata" so she went for it!Xmas Grin

TerraNotSoFirma · 02/12/2012 20:17

curious it's the way her lip gets caught on her teeth, it looks like she's snarling. Bit of a scary ad. I hate all perfume ads actually.

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine · 02/12/2012 20:18

"can't stop loving that Nan of mine"

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 02/12/2012 20:18

Do You Hear What I Hear? Eh? EH? Speak UP!

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