Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

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FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING HELL.

NANFUCKING BASTARDING CUNT.

I won't miss them if I'm honest, I usually find that I've 'wandered off' when they're on.

Nice lads though

Theres something really really wrong here, reckon he's shagging Simon Cs nan!

Someone explain what's happened to PrettyShit. He has no clue.

Aww, the babyshits knew they were going.

Poor George- he's out on his ear after the tour

The gay one looks like his head is thatched.

Ladies. The time has come to accept.
Nanfucker will win.

*wipes away stray tear at death of music in general, and smashes radio on anticipation

Gah, I hate that horrible orange shaking weirdy wan. Who in the name of baby cheeses is voting for him?

Right come on ladies this thread is making me giggle..

Could any more of us get overboredinterested and say

'FUCK NO' anymore that was proper funny! imo

Funny how they sounded so much better at judges' houses.

What a load of shite. I'm not bloody surprised though.

That's made me inhale almost a whole large bar of turkish delight. I had to do it to feel happy.

Oh wee shame wee boys signing, shall have a wee dance for poor useless guys except one who can string a note/tune

The waistcoaty one doesn't think they have WON does he???

Twitter is full of

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's!

Bit mean making the poor feckers sing now. I'd love them to see their arses and throw their mikes, flicking the v's and mooning.

Just had to come on to this thread to vent how I am.

Bless 'em. Bless their saggy trousers and funny hair. Bless the fact they're all about 25 and only pretend to be 17.

Ah thanks we3 & Rhonda, getting them both on iTunes :)

Nanfucker has got to go first next week surely.

I think the world will carry on spinning despite the loss of the 'next big boy band'.....

However Nanfucker is not good. The only way I can see him not winning now is if Gala have a free night. Oh well, at least we'll all have something to talk about next week. Can't wait I see which minor C list singer is bribed to stand next to him and preten to duet with him.....

PrettyShit just nearly fell off the stage!

Do you think nanfucker's nan is orange as well, with rosy cheeks, like a nice ripe slice of Edam?

No he's just pissed, did anyone see him almost fall off there? Reckon he's been in shitz dressing room before the show.

Did you know Rylan's touring with Spraggers? Did a gig together at G.A.Y.

Twitter will go down if he wins. It'll explode