XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

Flatter than a pancake that's been run over by a bulldozer

Dear God but he has a look of Peter Andre about him tonight.

Pick a tune, any tune...

LOVING his Wallace-and-Gromit grimaces.
Bored by the rest.

I love Jahmene he's so lovely & no choir :)

Personally I prefer Chow Meins voice over all of them it's just sometimes it goes a bit...eek

Doesn't do it for me at all, I'm afraid...WAY too warbly.

Way too warbly.

I'm starting to like the Westshoite version

Do the chow mien family all go to get their Barnets done armed with a set square?

What does "on point" even mean???

Is it me, or was that really short?

Flipping heck, that was shite.
I just don't get the fuss about Chowmein

Oh I SEEEE. I was about to say 'wtf isn't he doing Motown'. but they're doing one of each, no?

WOW - TOTAL cross post!

Lolling at set square

Dullisa can say any old crap... she doesn't care....

Strongest voice? If it was that strong, he wouldn't need the vocal acrobatics.

I like Jahmene. Sweet.

OMG Tulisa. Tha outfit is TACKY.

I thought 'on point' was a ballet thing. Or is it working dogs?

I hate all the warbling. I think he probably does have a lovely voice, but he needs to just sing the fucking tune!

I don't think Jahmene is going to be looking after his Dad somehow, Gary!

Or heading up a platoon in the Mekong Delta?

at Nicole's shite.

Blimey Chow mein's mum's young!

Shitslinger is off it

Vomit @ Shitsinger

I think it lifts off, the hair. I had a watch like that in the 80s - you could change the face. Very handy.
He's got shelves of helmet hair at home.

GOOD LORD at Ma's crimping iron bunches.

Nicole I love you! Spat my tea at her prayer comment.