XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

Am way late to the party but that was blooming marvellous. I love him. He looks fucking weird but I love him.

If he had a dog on a bit of string, he'd have needed a fecking permit for that.

I think he'd sweat too much, threepiece. And possibly strangle you.

Make it your own

Can we swap the marrow for lit dynamite?

I really wish he'd fuck off with the serious pouty face while the judges suck his ass

Oh this is soooooooooooo boring. You take a classic, slow it down, bung it in a minor key and warble in an edgy-ish way. Fantastic.

Erasure got me through my first shitty job commute. 'Sometimes'.

Dullisa's hair is lovely Bof, what are you on about. Looks like pure Dartmoor to me.

For crap sakes that was awful. Can you imagine listening to a whloe CD of that.

I liked thsat better than I usually like him, actually. He does need to look as though he is at least enjoying some of it, though.

i liked it . I like the fact he actually seems to like (and "get") music. Rather than just wannabe famous

Don't listen to a word Dullisa says- she's only still around cos she gets to 'sing' her new single on this tomorrow.I think

Did anyone else think that James Arthur's version of SOS wasn't quite so "original" if you've seen the way they did it on Mama Mia?

The dynamite can go in after the marrow. I think it would add a certain je ne sais quoi to the finished effect - what say you?

I bet Dullisa sticks pins in a Shitsinger doll every night

Aww, he's sweet when he smiles

pissed

I think he's smoke in bed and have a slightly whiffy willy but, god, I'd still like to find out

Oooo, The GameChanger.

He is worth 500 WizardSleeve points:
Special talent: Depression and Pure Tedium
Vulnerability: Humour or close-ups
A very collectable player

Oh here we go

Lock up your granny

How is this guy still in it? I've missed a couple of weeks - I'd sort of assumed he would have been back busking outside Primark by now.

Ooh my back's up already! I fucking hate his voice! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woohoo your favourite is up next LOL Turn the volume up...

slightly whiffy willy

I'm getting the backlash - too fucking right, you arsehole.