X-Factor, The Piss Taking, oopps, I mean, The Results

[Katiekitty]

Taxi for Nanfucker

She was the one with breasts, Lady B and no chin

Jessie, I think LadyBeagle. She has lost lots of weight.

I kind of like Little Mix too - is that something I shouldn't admit in polite company?

I wish someone had stolen the bloody show last night. Then we wouldn't have had to suffer so much.

See! See? Ella and Chowmein must be on thin ice.

We weren't too horrible about her- just her unfortunate wardrobe. Which wasn't her fault, to be fair.

I do not understand why Ed Sheerhan. What is he? Why?

Oh no, badgersbsottom is there polite company among us?
How did they get in?

I am very very old. I don't know who Ed Sheeren is :(

I wouldn't know Ed Sheeran if he came and slapped with a wet fish, TBH!

Now, I do have a soft spot for wee Hobbity Ed.

Telly not on here - can someone be doing a rolling news thing on the results please!

Oh look, Prince Harry's back!

Well I'm glad I'm not alone in my lack of Ed Sheeran knowledge. Doesn't sound like we've missed much though folks.

I think we called them Pigstix for a while, Boffles .

Ed Sheerhan looks like Ron Weaselly in anaphylactic shock.

am i allowed to say i really like rylan - not for his voice but he seems like a really really likeable bloke.....

hate maloney - who is voting for that cunt him?

I think Boris Johnson should stick to music, tbh. He's much better at this than politics.

Thanks for dressing up Ed, nice to see you've made an effort.

I love Ed SHeeran. HE is really talented in the song writing and singing departments. ANd seems a reasonable human being, too.

I still have the picture of the potato that looked like Jessie somewhere...

Did someone hip yesterday say here that Ed Sheeran wrote teh new Wandies song?

Is his tied in with Cowell and his evil minions?

He doesn't look the sort, really?

DO THE SPUD, DOOOOO IT.

I posted downthread that ES went to my school. I saw him coming out of his friends garden about six months ago. He is Suffolk through and through............Very proud of him!!!

vicar - damnest thing has happened to me - I hated Rylan so much until just last week and now I quite like him. Have no idea how this happened or where it will end - so yeah, I see where you're coming from!