X-Factor, The Piss Taking, oopps, I mean, The Results

[Katiekitty]

Taxi for Nanfucker

I've made microwave muffins especially for the occasion. They're a bit dry and a bit tasteless.

So group number. Some Austin Powers horror?

hope that nanfucker goes, he's a really unpleasant little shit.

Call 0898FUCKOFF for Nanfucker....

'singing live and together'

Oh, I doubt that.

U2. Dullsville.

You know, this time next year, one of tonight's line up will be guesting as X Factor winners on next year's show... it's the circle of liffffeeeeee

james looks and sounds bored

Can Pinhead actually sing? It just sounds like mumbling to me.

Ooh Nanfucker has taken his coat off!

Having trouble down there, boys?
So 'best of British', we'll pick a Dub band

yuck

They might be live, but certainly not together. And not in fucking tune, either.

Aw, but Shitsinger is bopping away happily.

Verve- you were wrong- the drugs do work!

I think he's worldweary Sherazade!

When I type Nan my iPad predicts Nanfucker for me!

I feel a bit weird about a teenage boy asking people to touch him, unless it's a clip round the ear he wants.

am pissing myself at chowmeins contribution he is so out of tune warbly and irritating

I give it four weeks before MichaelBubleShit goes solo. On account of he's the only one who can sing. Prettyshit looks in awe at him

Raahh

DDs annual school concert had better singing than this in it.

at Raahh

I am actually not going to vote for Christopher tonight. Im voting for Union 3 the made me cry singing TIH it reminds me of my beautiful Jack..........
Ed Sheerhan went to my old school and is friends with a lad in our village, i actually did a double take about six months when i saw him coming out of the friends garden gate!

How to ruin a great song....

at Elle!