X-Factor, The Piss Taking, oopps, I mean, The Results

[Katiekitty]

Taxi for Nanfucker

Gawd help us, are they going for sexy?
Sexy in internal organ staging?

HAve just read the sick Nan link properly. I bet he doesn't care that my BP has been sky high listening to him. I'm probably going to need to have my medication rebalanced. Oooooh Lidl Muffins have gone all mean and moody. Ooh errrr.

She just sang 'I fucking feel him in my veins'

Even dh looked up from his phone.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. When Muffins go bad!!!!!

Blimey, Ms Chippette has lost some weight

I still pmsl when I think of them being made up as dolls, I shall find the pic.

This is shite - yeah????

The Lidls aren't very good, are they?

Bof's link must surely be in the running for MN Link of the Year?

This really is pants.

Yep Soggy

Evening. Late to the party and I missed you guys yesterday completely. What's gossip? Who was crap?

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Ok, I get it now.

Chippette has turned into a skinny little french fry rather than a chunky cut chip. Also Weljel. Actually they're not bad.

and megalolz at Rudolph's pic.

Happy times!

Katie- it's right up there with the link Maryz did to some tennis players during Wimbledon. Except some were very naked

5 minute warning. Eeeeek. I thought muffins were ok. But maybe it's because I'm comparing them to the sorry specimens in today's line-up.

MsElle
Am laughing at your iPad autocorrecting to Nanfucker. Just done be sending any emails to anyone called Nan

Yes, that has to be a hot contender for MN link of the year!

how the hell is chris maloney topping the vote every week! he got booed last week and most people here want him to go! Kye did say he was voting for himself a lot, are his and his nan's phone bills massive?

What is his actual job, can we remember? Is it actually elderly gigolo?

qazxc - I seriously think there are a lot of misguided eejits out there giving him the sympathy vote - what other explanation can there be?

MmeLindor, fortunately my mum, who my DC call Nan, wouldn't know how to open an email!

qazxc I think the massive phone bill is probably a main contributing factor to Nan's high BP. And she's probably been talking to the Samaritans round the clock.

Lionel Ritchie must need the cash

I'm going against the grain here to say how cute are LittleMix.
And I didn't recognise which one we were horrible about last year.
Which one was she?