Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

I was conceived in Abersoch. True fact.

What the bobbins is going on now? Who is the old buffer?

Majorca? Awww Jimmi how romantic.

Captain Bellamy? Do I need to catch up? Is this still Doctors?

Ahh, the mysterious Aaron.

Smarmy cow

No it's ok. A home visit-we are back on track....

8 grand? Good, maybe she'll stop whining now

Sparkling- the entire practice have booked themselves holidays. Something is afoot

Oh goody- Jizz can stop mithering about money!

x-post makes

Are the script writers trying to 'squeeze in' as many innuendos as possible?

,Hah knew she'd jilted him at the altar

I reckon Seth is a hallucination

6tl has a mouth like a letterbox.

Why ring the practice manger at the local surgery, rather than the police

Hah! Letterbox

Uh oh

Classic Gobby.

Jimmi's rummaging through your knicker drawer Cherry. Where everyone keeps their passport.

Cherry would not have such disorganised drawers :o

Also, is it just me or would you still be unable to call a teacher by their first name even now?

TBFE must think he's back in Emmerdale shouting 'SETH!'

think you could be right about the hallucination

Cakes for the win!

now TBFE is a doctor

Show down time!

Creepy