Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

I knew it was gonna be a creepy doll.

Why has Karen got the hump with Gobby?

Very creepy!

Have just realised doll bloke isn't Kevin.

Oops, caught out.

How very dare you Sparkling

I can just imagine his doll in the front pew. That'd go down a treat.

Creepy man and creepy Plod storyline too.

I don't even want to think about why he's bathing her.

With a mum like that I can see why he's got "issues"

I think she's going to accuse him of being a transvestite.

Wrong! The alternative was much better. Confront him with the doll in front of Mrs T. ha!!

Bloody hell, what are the scrip writers thinking? Are they running out of plots?

OK, I haven't watched for weeks and sorry if it's on the thread - why is Gobby Plod living with his boss?! Or partially at least?

Can someone for the love of god explain whats going on????

why has gobbyplod moved in with that blonde woman? why has this man bathing a doll [shudders]. Im soooo confused as always but even more so, ive missed past few days, dp deleted them from planner as i couldnt admit to recording them and said it must of been an accident, he just doesnt get it.

They are doing an undercover job, fake adoption agency I think.

This is just crazy.

They are undercover posing as a couple desperate to adopt in order to trap Andre, local child smuggler/conman.

What's going on? I had to answer the door and now I am all lost.....

Thanks - every time I stop watching because it's got too WTF, I come back after a break and once again decide that's it, never again and yet.....

Yet again, there's no patients and the waiting room is empty! I'm going to have to stop watching this, I can feel my brain cells dying.

He's one sandwich short of a picnic.

Why is Mrs T with the man and the doll?

The mum found the doll in the bath just after MrsT knocked at the door Sparkling

I really don't like the way the undercover story is going

Oooh right, Beefyplod needs to change that ringtone.

Not sure that makes it any clearer at all, but thanks.