Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

Hi all. Just been and looked at the spoilers. We are in for a right WTF Gobbyplod treat of a week.

Gobbyplod is WTF anyway without a WTF story!

Lots of misunderstandings Ood. Just the way we like it.

It looks like a cracking couple of weeks . I hope the 'tache has gone though.

It looks like a very Gobbyplod-centric couple of weeks!

I'll miss most of it live, as we're off on holiday, so make sure you give good updates on this thread and I'll try to keep up!

And if TBFE hands in his notice, please race to Leatherbridge and barricade the doors!

Ooh biscuit anywhere nice?

Florida! We go on Wednesday! I am really looking forward to it, especially as I have now packed the suitcases!

Sounds fab Biscuit. Will you be recording Doctors or relying on us for the summary.

Well I'll be recording it, but I will need summaries as it will take me a while to catch up! Also, I may be able to read a few updates on here while I'm away, to stave away the withdrawal symptoms.

I trust in your ability to do accurate, incisive summaries, Sparkling, you will be perfect. Thanks for volunteering.

Strange house, two lots of stairs

I'm here! Kitchen is virtually empty, suitcases are packed and oven cleaner angel is here! So I am taking a well-earned (by her) rest and watching Doctors.

That moustache is frightening.

Hello, can't watch as DM and DF about to arrive for cups of tea. Will return later.....

Mumsnet just went really weird. I had a bit of a panic for a minute, thought our Doctors witterings had caused it to crash!

Oh Sparkling, how rude of people to come round during Doctors! Have they no shame?

Mn just went all wonky

Compulsive tattooing. That's a new one.

Am I right in thinking he is having tattoos of Leatherbridge landmarks. ....

It's like 'Memento' Love that film.

Surely the Mill must be the top landmark in Leatherbridge? Followed closely by the Icon Bar?

Definitely the Icon!

Val is a nightmare.Ooh, office field trip- one step up from a home visit!

Oh Valerie, put a sock in it

Has he killed someone??

I reckon his mum has something to do with it.

oh ffs Val

Note to writers:-

We are sorry,ok? Bring back Cherry,even Freya. But please get rid of Val.

tia.

No, I love Val! Stop being mean to her. She is great.