Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

Heston looks younger......

TBFE is loving this. Ooooh Dad's Army music.

Poor Gobbyplod looks 20 years older with his tache, though

Are there any qualified instructors, or is TBFE qualified?

I'm also confused by the Jimmi/Gobbyplod thing in the cupboard

I'm properly laughing at this. Vair good.

Surviving in the wilderness.

The Gobby/Blair witch video was priceless.

Is there going to be a bushtucker trial? i am waiting for Ant and Dec to appear.

I'd get a bit narked if I was Gobbyplod- keeps getting seconded to CID, but not good enough for a proper job there.

Has TBFE gone to sleep? Briiliant episode.

a bushtucker trial would have been the icing on the cake.

Wild man in the woods. Yikes!

Run away!!!!!!

Bloody hell Gobby's a right drama queen.

Oooh there's been a siege?

Wondering who was at t'mill looking after the patient s today.

Mrs Tembe's face as they drove off.

Fab. All back on track with the WTFness, although that was at the far end of the WTF scale.

Hilarious.

Just watched 5 episodes in a row. There must be an award for that surely?

Mrs T and Heston are getting pally. They so need to get that storyline going.

Glad that Franklyn is no more. What a twat. 6tl and her son still bug me.

TBFE needs to un-gel his hair more often. I'll do it for him.

Today's episode was classic.

• Gobby Plods 'tache. He's hardly got any lips anyway and now he's hidden one half under hideous hair.

• Gobby doing the 'Blair Witch' video on her phone.

Loved it.

Gobby Plod's tache - was that for Movember? It's only the 2nd. If it grows that fast it'll be down to the floor by the end of the month.

award for *MsNo) for her valiance. I used to think the tiny blue mumsnet logo was a certain type of plant(dope that I am)

Just started watching on catch-up. Rob-O-Cop looks like a total paed with that 'tache. Karen should brace herself for faeces through the letterbox from local vigilantes.

"Fancy joining CID? Just for a bit." "Yeah, all right. Don't tell me any details though, I'll just say yes." "All right, fill you in next week." This is the sort of gritty realism that won Solzhenitsyn his Nobel Prize. With that 'tache, she's probably going to ask him to infiltrate a 1970's swingers re-enactment society being used as a front for Cointreau smuggling.

You're overthinking things MIFLAW. It'll probably be a standard WTF or BAH episode!

Doctors better than any comedy programme. Just love it

Just caught up. Best episode in ages!