Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

She surely would have worried about this before she got to 23 weeks?

If he wakes up now....

At 23 weeks, surely it won't be that straightforward?

Epidural, small needle, deliver at 23 weeks and go home the same day? WTF?

He can hear you.......

Is Gary his brother?

Small needle???

She looks old enough to be gary's mother.

Noooooo-he can't work with Barry!

Anyone else really want to know what a 67a is?

Oh, for God's sake.

Only good news about this job is seeing Barry again.

And yes, she's been in it at least twice before, this actress.

Who's Barry?

Is it good or bad for Jas and Aran to get back together?

poor Barry- Hobbit will be no substitute for Juuuuuuliaaa

Barry is a jobs-worth security guard at the Campus. He had the hots for Juuuuuliaaaaa. he's ace.

I'm here, but boys watching being Liverpool so making do with all your updates until I can reclaim the tv

Superpractice??? Surely not?

They'll need more than 2 and a half doctors to form a superpractice

I reckon Jiz will be shagging someone else by Christmas. This certainly isn't going to last.

Noooooo I want Jizz out of the programme by Christmas!

Rubbish storylines at the mo- last year they had mad Harrison,dead receptionists and Mad Marina beating up on Heston in the run up to Christmas.

Hobbit looking for a job, and Jizz with scabies really doesn't compare![hgrin]

Bollocking half term! I can't stick to my usual Doctors watching schedule but I agree they need new storylines. Marina and Harrison were great characters.

Marina had a sneer that could stop you in your steps. Scary woman. No wonder Heston took to someone with a cricket bat. Poor Heston, when will he see that Mrs T is infatuated with him? [hsad]

I was sat at the Orthodontists with DS1 while I should have been watching today. If I am allowed the laptop later I may catch up. If not it will be Sky Plus when I'm next allowed the TV in the living room.

I missed today at lunch time despite it being on as somebody delivered DS2 back from being out playing at their house this morning (I won't use the phrase 'playdate' -I may watch Doctors but I have standards you know) and the plumber arrived at the same time. Chaos.

All I saw was a shot of Aaron and Jizz together. I didn't catch what they were saying, I just had a vision of a pair of matching long faces. Can you imagine their children?!! They would have a double dose of long face genes. Probably would be best if the 2 of them split up now..... or walked off into the sunset to work together somewhere else - maybe follow Simon and Bubblegum to N. Zealand.

On the plus side, I left DS1 alone with the telly and he didn't turn it over. Maybe we will entice him to the Dark Side.[hwink]