Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

Aww, Heston is lovely.

WTF is going on today? I am totally lost. (Not unusual)

It could be, MsN, I have short-term memory issues. But I thought the Plods had a table in the centre of their kitchen?

well she's a bit unfriendly, isn't she

do all the 'powerful' women wear red in this?

New nurse is quite good-looking in a bit-of-rough sort of way. Don't normally go for blondes. Pluse I'm probably old enough to be his mother

New to the thread here, I have watched off and on over the years but am signed off work for a few weeks sick so I'm watching again.

Where are all the patients? It never used to be this quiet at the surgery?

I am totally lost today too.

Dame, they usually let Zara wear red and she is kick-arse-don't-mess-with-me material.

Hi WhoKnows!

They tend not to bother too much about patients now, unless they're doing home visits.

Home visit!

Ooo! Jimmi's going off on one!

am baffled

easy done

Baffled is the normal way of things on Doctors, Dame.

she's right, we don't understand

easy done when watching Doctors Dame

Weird. Very weird.

I thought maybe it was just me as I only watch sporadically.

Oh, I see what you mean about the kitchen, MsN. Could be.

Girl pretending to be her dead sister. Another run-of-the-mill (geddit??) day at Doctors.

"Get those rubbers off Mrs Doubtfire"

Jimmis twatty mate is back.

What the actual fuck was that all about today? It was Top 10 in WTFness.

run of the mill - i like

when that bloke's mum said 'i'll get you a job a the mill' i thought she was quoting catherine cookson

But what was the tattoo about Biscuit?

I must have missed it. It said Joy, was that her name, her dead sisters name or something else?

No idea. Probably her name, as dead sister was Eve.

I think the day I understand Doctors will be the day I make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

I thought maybe Eve was going to turn out to be her dead mother.

Not had chance to watch, but I cannot stand Jimmi's mate. Makes me notwant to watch.I'd rather have Cherry!

So, catching up. Might get to see yesterday's at least.
Bye bye intercom. Such a shame, it was the best newbie character of all
New receptionist is awful.