Eastenders Derek. Spoilers.

[gregssausageroll]

Is being written out over Christmas - yippee. Same time as Tanya's wedding to max and my hunch is that Lauren is actually Derek's child.

Really??? Thank goodness I hate Derek! Why do you get the feeling Lauren is his daughter?

When alice was brought in I thought they her and lauren looked very similar (although they are obviously meant to be cousins)

Do you want to know how?

Oooooh as a product of Derek being an arsehole to Tanya? I'm sure Tanya keeps hinting at a nasty incident between the two of them...

I heard about Lauren being Derek's love child ages ago, i think just after his character was introduced, but for some reason if i remember correctly they didn't follow that story line, thats not to say they won't bring it back in though. God Derek is a right prick, can't way for him to go!!

I want to know everything. And I want to know it now.

I want to know too.

Ooh

Lauren and one of the boys (cant remember which) steals Dereks jag and they go joyriding.

Then she crashes and causes a fire and somehow Derek is caught in the fire.

Read it online the other day.

Maybe her finding out hes her dad sparks her going off the rails???

To be fair, she's not been on the rails very long...

Does Derek know?

Im guessing the hes her dad bit by the way.

Is it not real?

I heard that her and joey gettin on and he is in the car with her when she crashes.

Who is max visiting?

Is Joey Dereks son? (all the boys look the same at the minute)

If he is then it would look as if thats where the story is going because then they would be related?

Is Max visiting Kat or has her lover been revealed?

I forgot about that Max thing. With all the money.

Probably another long lost kid.

Or Stacey Slater :o

I want Stacey back

I think when Max was away on his little adventure, he knocked someone up and Derek knows, and that is who is paying to keep quiet, but who knows!!

Its possible Derek is Lauren's father, I can imagine the story line being a bit sinister. I'm guessing the Kay alfie story comes to a head Xmas, I think she is having an affair with Derek!

I want Stacey back too!

Its possible Derek is Lauren's father, I can imagine the story line being a bit sinister. I'm guessing the Kay alfie story comes to a head Xmas, I think she is having an affair with Derek!

I noticed a look between Derek and Kat when they were talking at the bar but it could be a red herring thrown in by the writers.

Did anyone else think Alice's mugging was ridiculous? She stumbled and fell onto her left side then somehow had a cut and black eye on the right side and bloody nose! Slightly off topic but it made me giggle!

I didn't notice but that is quite funny! I think the girl that plays Alice is a terrible actor though (not that I could do any better myself lol)

They keep throwing in random looks between Kat, Max, Derek, and Jack so i don't think that is anything to go by, i think its Jack.

My reasons for this are

• After the bar fight and Kat was fixing her lovers arm, the arm was tanned and not pale white with ginger freckles.

• When Kat broke up the relationship the first time, Jack came in the next night with 2 stupid air hostesses, to make Kat jealous no??

• It can't be Derek, cause he is a twat!!

• And because in Hollyoaks i guessed right who the killer is, so there for i must be right about this one to

Lol I just thougt they might not go with the obvious choice, max or jack. I didn't think it would be jack as he has started seeing Sharon again, I'm expecting her to take up with Philip again though, also on the Sharon subject, when are we gonna find out more about her addiction?