Eastenders Derek. Spoilers.

[gregssausageroll]

Is being written out over Christmas - yippee. Same time as Tanya's wedding to max and my hunch is that Lauren is actually Derek's child.

It would be a bit odd if Derek was her dad. Tanya was still a teenager when she got with Max. She had an affair with him when he was married before. (or did I imagine that?) So why would she have slept with Derek too? I know they all get about a bit on EE, but really?

Agreed, Tania is good at keeping secrets but going back to when she saw that DVD of Max and Stacey and finding out what a dirty little rat Max is she was not happy. I would have thought if she was going to the extreme lengths of burying him alive with the intention to kill him she would have let Max know that Lauren wasn't his to hurt him. I don't reckon Tania would have willingly got it on with disgusting Derek. He's minging.

i still think its not one of the brannings, though kat keeps looking at them

and yes alice's fall was silly to be 'that' smashed up

i still think it may be one of the moons or even phil - as when the arm was being lovingly cleaned, alfie saw them in the kitchen and wasnt surprised to see 'him' and said hello

Jack's the daddy.

of lauren???

Of course.

Taniabdid hav an affair with max hike he was married wannabe. I think Sharon's addiction comes out tonight I saw a clip on this morning, she was talking to jack about it didnt say what she is addicted to but I'm guessing it's prescription painkillers or something.

That meant to say tania did lol bloody phone!

That meant to say tania did lol bloody phone!

It won't be jack. Do you not think that would have come out when he and Tanya had their little fling and lived together?

I was thinking the same gregs!

Don't think it's jack? It might not be anyone, I think your right tania would have told max by now if he wasn't her father.

Hate to say but think Derek may have sexually assaulted tania thata why she has such a problem with him.

I also thought sexual assault. Hes a bit creepy.

I dont know really. No matter what way it goes it will be a bit far fetched IMO.

Yeh it will they have to beat all the other soaps lol, and their own storylines lol.

Maybe OP hunch is wrong? I do believe that Tania would have told Max during their turbulent relationship that Lauren wasn't his daughter if this is the case and if she knew. What is the secret that Derek knows about Max?

I don't care how he goes, I'm just glad he's going! He's not even a character I love to hate, he's just downright creepy. Reminds me of a slobbering toad....

who is the postman? what is his name?

Masood?

Massood?

Yes that's the chap - it is him having a bit with kat,

it makes sense with him being a postie you see

Omg omg omg.

Is Alice Maxs daughter??????

How does that make sense ivy :o

wannabe - the notes of course postman send notes and it looked like his arm

plus no one is thinking it will be the postie - are they? and plus plus Jane has gone so he needs a love interest plus plus when kat finds she is pg .....

Strangely you speak sense!

I like the fact that Jane is no in that school program as a drunk, perhaps Derek will go up to Scotland to join them there