Oh for the love of of all things Cowell, more blinking xfactor tonight...

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Isn't 'frigging' a bit rude for this time of the night.

Shitsinger is so very plastic-y.

I hate all the 'not good news.....amazing news shit

Bets on him getting contact lenses?

Arf at Penfold

That's Carolynne, not the fembot, her eyebrows are shaped by NASA.

He's got Mimi's other ear spike! Perhaps they are a secret couple!

Oh his falsetto wasn't good was it? But he has the poorly brother :(

oh, it's the lad with the brother who died

Mimi and Penfold, up a tree...

THanks Sue - it isn't her song, no. It was recorded in her dad's kitchen, so the balance is a bit off. SHe is a full time sixth former but sings whenever anyone will let her!

Boys are a weak, weak category.

So either Jake or Jahmene.

KISSING. hahaha Sue.

She sounds older, I think. Is she going on to do performing artsy things?

Jahmene grates

Hate Jahmaine's neediness.

That's some severe hair do.

Jarmaine looks like he has a lego helmet on. Why does he have his hair cut in such a straight line?

Nichole is so yukily false

Her hair isn't usually thought poofy is it? Is it the humidity?

Is the lovely nicole still pretending to be 32?

None of them know whether to go for the hug or not. How funny.

Oh we can't spell his name, can we?
If he gets through, it'll be a matter of hours before he becomes Chow Mein.

Jaja binks sets my teeth on edge

He can't sing, it isn't that hard a decision.

Those tricky sums are still furrowing her lovely brow. Well, fighting the botox anyway.