Oh for the love of of all things Cowell, more blinking xfactor tonight...

[LotsofDots]

Sign in here to appreciate the amazing talent and fantastic styling.

That's it now, Raah. They'll always be the Baby Shits to me

Isnt it tedious!!!!! Yawn

Baby Shits is quite catchy, really. More so than their actual name that has already escaped me

The pre teens will quickly choose one group and Louis will throw his weight and good song choices behind that group, while making the other boyband sit on stools and sing boy zone covers.

But will all Wand Erection fans have room in their hearts and their Twitter feeds for yet another boy band?

Only time will tell

Already bracing myself for Barry putting that perma-tanned Scouse wailer through. He's a poor man's Michael Ball.

Who next, Baz or the fembot?

I bloody hope Barry doesn't put Carolynne through!

Oh my giddy aunt - has anyone tried Robinson's Strawberry and Kiwi squash?

It's bloody lovely!

Carolynne Poole has already had Twitter spat with TOWIE's Maria Fowler. Hope she isn't put through. She hasn't got the best voice.

Did you all get the trailer for Desperately seeking SuBo, or was that a Scottish special?

Cardi - I liked it. I can do country-folk, country-country is less my thing so I'm no judge on the song (is it hers?). She sings really well but the backing track overpowers a bit, is that because it's her own recording praps?
Is she a FT singer?

Bet bloody Rylan goes through!

I've gone. For all the Js in this group.

Anyone but ryland

Oh please dont say that Condoleezza He makes me very violent with the fake shaking and wide eyed falsness. I cant stand him and hes a right arse licker. Yuk

Will Shitsinger put Penfold through?

EDGEOFSEATSTUFFPEOPLE.

Yes yes yes James.............
NO NO NO Ryland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [vomit emotiocon]

No good-looking boys? Nicole is choosing interesting words....

She's another one whose eyebrows look like she's made them out of insulation tape.

Will they buy him new glasses do you think?!

I know one of the boys that gets through.

Did no-one tell her Louis always uses that line?

Poor man's Michael Ball? Or bankrupt's Gazza?

I am pleased, I think James is good.