X Factor- BOOT CAMP!

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Gather round...

Oh good, advert break. Maybe a chance to hear a song other than moves like Jagger?

JKS there is probably a national epidemic of migraines right now.

I've got shed loads of Tramadol BOF, and a new opiate that makes me dream of owls dressed as sheep who sit on chimneys and wave! I'm sure that I can snort some of that!

I'm going to be a tribute act for Katie Weasel. Bof can do wotshername from last year, her who did it in her pants.
Raah - you can follow in Tesco Mary's footsteps.

We'll take XF by STORM. Ooo, Storm. Who wants to do him?

I can't believe I'm watching this....sober!

What have I missed? (been doing supper)

This pg tips ad is better than anything we've watched in the last hour imo

I almost want a migraine to send me to bed!

That monkey has the X Factor

Do you mean klitty sue*?

KLITTY! That's her. Bof was born to do it.

JKS you won't have to wait much longer. I give you another 5 mins and you'll be chugging down migraleve next to DH

My friend was on the show a few years ago and was actually asked if he had a 'sympathy angle to his back story'

He didn't get far but was referred to an ALW show but never went for it as he was convinced they were all a sham after that.

Jux in a nutshell - loads got sent home before they could sing and 90% of the remaining have murdered mooooooves like jagger!

Drunk song girl got through.

peanut, really? But he could have been Jesus! Is he gutted now?

Oh, Tut, can I have some of at owl stuff? It sounds like a better way of spending Saturday night....

Resorted to opening another bottle of wine instead

Klitty is the reason there are so many pair of leggings left over from last year- since she paraded in her pants!

Louis perks up

I need more wine. Not going to be able to hack it much longer sober

Thanks, Faith. Much as expected, then.

We have taped this to watch later so we can avoid the ads.

I'd say we can watch the whole thing in about 15 minutes.

I am marking my place to read your comments as I watch

Why doesn't he wee then? The odd boy.

Blimey- 1992 called, he wants his hair back.

do they know the tune??