X Factor- BOOT CAMP!

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Gather round...

Dots, totes, yes.

Manybe he'll use a noose. Or the exhaust pipe?

they give them a choice of songs. The choices are really awful, and don't help the singers.

C'mon- pep talk from Barry!

Oh Lord there is more talent in the bag of salad I just opened

I bet there were loads of better singers sent home without even a try.

It better pick up or I wont be interested in watching the series.

I HATE HATE HATE the way Tulisa says Hello.

Ooh prog on for longer this,week

The table is rising...

DH went to bed early with a migraine so for the first time in ages I\m watching this - it's awful!!!

I hate that song anyway but really, DH is not allowed to leave me on my own again on a Saturday!

So the girl says

What
Yes

and does some leaning. Is that it?

Rough copy great

Battle! It's like the early stages of the voice!

Oh Christ. That is all.

I'm going on here next year. I shall have a massive sob story too, DH will be deployed, and I'm disabled. I'm bound to win. I can't song, but that shouldn't matter!

This is better. I suppose. In comparison.

Oh no, she said Wooo! at the end.

They should put those 2 groups together - they were great

I can't stand the crotch grabbing.

Nope, I must be getting old. I thought it was abysmal.

Tut- I'll vote for you.

Sing something by Claggy, so we know it is you

Can you snort enough cheap speed though, Tut?

Let's give the judges all spinning chairs. But no button for Tulisa.

(or is it dabbing? I forget)

tuttut you need to have a third cousin twice removed on your great grandmother's side with some incurable disease too.