X Factor- BOOT CAMP!

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Gather round...

I think she went through in one of the here are some good people for 2 secs now back to the drama bits.

I am too Sue.

The highlight (or lowlight) of that was DD1 finding a pure white hair in my eyebrows.

Lord, the spud-in-a-wig from Westshoite.

Thank goodness I am not alone in my shame, Tut

Xtra too for me, Sue. How did my life come to this?

It's a worry.
Ah well. ooo look - bunfight.

The man from west life on xtra is not ageing as well as the one who's doing strictly.

I thought it was the same one?

This questioning as if the topic just occurred to him, plucked form the clouds is a specialism of Bazza's. As if the various production staff hadn't fed the topics straight back to him.

My virgin tv guide tells me it is Olly Murs. I disagree, the trousers are not tight enough.

I think it is a different west lifer, but to be honest I don't really know.

The one on Strictly is Nicky, the one doing Xtra Factor is Kian.

Thanks for clarifying, I thought he must be desperate for the money doing both!

Cian is slightly more spuddy. Nicky is the one married to Bertie's daughter, yes?
Lord, it's the Cleaner Cockoozer. Talentless attention seekers thin on the ground this year, then?

One of the westloifeers has been declared bankrupt recently. Can't remember which one though.

Yes, Nicky is married to one of the Ahern family.

Google tells me it was Shane. Which is apparently neither of the Saturday night reality TV ones. Guess he's doing dancing on ice then?

That's Shane, LotsofDots.

Oh, Shane was the slimey one? Or another spud?

This is hurting me, the Cockoozer II.

I think Shane is the one who does most of the singing, and leads the standing up at the key change moves.

Shane is the slimy RUDE one who asked to see my ring. Just sayin' again

I like Westlife. I saw them live in the Summer. I was gobsmacked at the people proper wailing at the end though because they wouldn't get to see them again. Women were being helped out, bent double sobbing, like they had just been told that their child had died or something.

I have never seen anything like it!

THAT'S why I know him as slimey. The bastard.
He's another sleb to fall under the Spell of Boffles. Agent Provocateur of the North.

I am torn between gawping at XF2 and the Dead Kittens.

Enough about Kerry Katona's career, please!