X Factor- BOOT CAMP!

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Gather round...

ommm

pretty much, yes

We will be be able to tell how well the boys do by closely following Louis' Erectometer. Watch for the swing.

shouty shouty shouty

These three will never make a group if they have to play in multi-storey venues. They would exceed the elevator weight capacity.

Jaysus - those tights, those eyebrows

Louis' pointy pendulem of perve

Pendulum

It winks at his favourite.

oh, Bof- Dh had just said of the previous 3- 'bet they will be mumsnet bait'

Please,no more!!

Stop singing notes that aren't in the pissing song

What is with Tulisa's hair? It looks like a Barbie Doll's.

Why why why has tulisa done that to her hair? Why?

Notes? I think they were inventing lyrics too

X posted!

Oh Tooleesa looks awful. I know it's been said but I felt it needed saying again. Sack the stylist.

Some of those girls were good.

Action Man Hair! How cool is that? Do you think he has a penis?

He's a little bit odd!

Jarmain's groups look like dolls created for fans of Flock of Seagulls.

This guy looks like a playmobil character.

One of these guys sounds like Orville on speed.

onlyhappens great minds!

Or praps Brother Beyond.

Ooh my God that is awful!

My ears are bleeding.