X Factor- BOOT CAMP!

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Gather round...

Oh GOOD choice of song there missus.

this won't help guitar girl...

Ah, that's answered my question

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I hate hearing the same song over and over and over again. It's so uncomfortable. Lucy Spraggan feels like she's sold out doesn't she.

She's basically a second-rate Victoria Wood. Victoria Wood would not win XF.

Those trousers are not a good look for her. I feel far more acquainted with her thighs than I need to be.

I wish they'd stop playing Clagnut in the ad breaks!

NOt if she had to sing fricking 'moves like Jagger' with two screeching diva types, no she wouldn't!

I know- Claggy is making me uncomfortable...terrible flash backs!

Victoria wood, I mean.

sooooo glad they kept Lucy Spraggan in! Despite that utterly rubbish performance just then, her audition was fantastic, she's my favourite by far so far this year!

Are you feeling the Guilt, Raah? For inspiring her song, wiv your slagging of a CHILD? Hmm?

Shiny black plether leggings are going to feature heavily this year. The stylists have loads left over from last year.

naaah....don't care

And offcuts from wotshername's outfits. The one they kept giving Rhino hair to.
I predict the usual sparkly black tunics for anyone over 20 or a size 10.

Maybe the pants will catch on? The 'Spraggan' is a good name. "Those Spraggans look awful".

"I'm so stiff" is Louis' line, Barry

Bazza being stiff and doing yoga? No wonder Louis is cackling.

Collagen! My favourite. Drunk = Good Value.

Collagen. Dear god.

Tesco Mary has left behind her black tunic combos, for the older laydee.

'some people are here just to be on tv' no shit, sherlock!

Jeeez her outfit doesn't leave a lot to the imagination!

Nervous is the new Tired And Emotional.

Britt looks like Paloma Faith

Someone get them stylists