It took God 7 days to create the world, why is it taking so long to find his son???

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I took the liberty to start a new thread as it was taking an age to load the other one! pink and sweet on offer here. If you want anything else go get it yourself! :o

D'you know, I think Mackem has gone off the boil a bit.

DD has text(ed) from South Africa to say the hockey isn't going well (11-0 loss. Ooops!) but that she is having an 'awesome time' so that gives me permission to be the same!

When will they sing gethsemane??

They'll do gethsemane tomorrow night in a 'winners song' kinda way?

Mel keeps doing that, saying something banal then looking round, beaming, waiting for applause or agreement.

Bored of Dawn now. Why is she there?

Or as dawn says to smash jasebot in the face? I would vote for the Jesu that did that!

Arena tour!

My 1yo Dd keeps crying over what the panels saying.... Anyone want to borrow her?

Tents outside st pauls? What the rubbery jeff has that got to do with ARENAS?

Dawn's casting couch. hmmm.

Nope! My 1yo has been drugged went to sleep no bother at all, so I ain't having someone else's!:o

So that's why Dawn is there

Oh no, hold on. There's no point. Still, she's better than the other judges.

aww, a troll

Good grief. Will there be drumming gorillas?

You gotta love a bit of Phil Collins.

where the fe key feck did that hand held come from?

I'm going to have to stage an intervention, I really am!

Oh COME ON Forgettable, this is a bloody GIFT. The Oh Lord bits? The opportunities for over emoting?

Stop standing there like a member of Westlife who's lost his stool.

Be dy knees!

He looks very confident tonight.

my 1yo (well, he'll be 1 on friday) also went to sleep no bother. He has wrecked everything in the house all day tho, so...

I love Rory.

You shurrup about my lovely Dawn, she's fab

Love this song & Rory's giving it a good wack.

Where is the Meatloaf? I have waited and waited and I think I have been patient enough. One of them had better sing Bat Out of Hell tonight or I'm going to get cross.

Raah, do we see her giving a similar gonk to each of them, and telling them all they're her fave? In completely non-predictable comedy stylee?

oh, Sue- you cynic you

I like that song too actually, even if phil c is a bit naff.