It took God 7 days to create the world, why is it taking so long to find his son???

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notnow, I'm betting on Heaven can wait -with the Pearly Gates on the big screen behind.

Or ALL TIME FAVOURITE, as we would say in English

So, no surprise that Mel C has shit taste in music, then.

He's grown his hair a bit.

Sue you wrote the script!

Probably not Paradise By The Dashboard Light though.

Jakers, if he told me I was a young phil collins, I'd smack him, Lord or no Lord.

Rory's wearing a ladies' blouse.

No, maybe not

Though al-dub would froth himself into a wee puddle.

Grrrr just me then. Head says shes overtired .... Heart says I'm losing the will to live ..... Perhaps watching this will tip me over the edge

They have written these little critiques in advance, haven't they? Bless Aldub at using the same joke again, and laughing at himself

Eh, Katharine Jenkins (Singing-bot and rent-a-buzzum) will be dancing?

Does Amanda realise how ott she looks? Like an extra in Dynasty, circa 1985 or something

Friend has just buggered off. I missed musical theatre song and Rory! Not good enough.

Boppin' to TRex on the Robinsons Ad.

TV and computer have been commandeered tonight inconsiderate family so I will have to catch up later and will see you tomorrow for the final

I have drunk too much wine and spent to much time in the sun today. Feel a bit shit, but will soldier on

Ok somermummy, whadidya do? Huh! I now have a little friend on my knee!

Same happened to me last night Cardi

Friend turned up during the first song, nattered all the way through the prog, drank all my wine, ate all my Pringles and buggered off as the titles rolled at the end. Had to watch ALW and Fat Thor's hanbags at dawn on ITV player.

Mackem is only 31? Blimey.
Tough life in Sunderland then?

Drink water cardi, you'll be dehydrated.

Mine still sleeping.

If I was Rory, I'd be offended at being called a "young Phil Collins". Have voted three times for Rory .

He has very heavy eyes. Looks a bit too druggy to be Jesus.

boom boom sue