And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Amazing voice but just a bit creepy looking. Would make great Judas.

Ben's pretty safe and Simba can't do much wrong.

They don't do as good a show as they did with previous ALW find a star shows. Really gave them a challenge & good costumes & props etc.

All these sets are a bit samey......getting boring to watch really

He's in a different class, ol' Mr DVO.

yy, Ben.

Or maryz you can just read our threads, much more entertaining!

You haven't missed much really. The have kicked off TBA Jesus and boyband jesus. Then glasses no glasses Jesus last night.

Alw wants to give us the meaning behind every song and Mandy can't present for toffee.

Simba Jesus is the new mr grey for the laydees of mn who come over all unnecessary over him.

And I'd probably go see Fat Thor.

Are they all living in a Jesus house together?

Simba can do wrong - his voice breaks when he has to wing anything rocky. Otherwise he's great, but he's no Jesus.

He reminds me of Michael Bolton. That puts me off.

True enough, Yama. SImba is not a rocker, though. He's probably the best singer, but isn't (in my opinion) right for Jesus. Ben would make a better Judas (although not better than Tim Minchin, obviously) and can be a bit pitchy and nasal at times. He is DD's favourite, though.

Simba Jesus

This is a bit boring, Fat Thor. Will Jase call him arrogant again or have they tired of that now?

Ooh yeah!

Fat Thor was the first one I saw. Thought they were all already in costume...

Has fat thor lost weight?
That was quick.

I really like Fat Thor. I don't want to but I do. Maybe he could lose some weight in rehearsal?

I think fat Thor Jesus has a touch of the brad Pitts about him.

I loved it most of the way through but the screechy bit at the end spoiled it.

Evening all - fat Thor hair good again - bit worried that they were not really play the violins !

Simba is not Jesus, agreed. And Mackem looks SO musical theatre but prolly more Judas, yes. Bieber is good but no.

It'll have to be Forgettable, but he can't act.

so, Dawn got to play the ego card..

Don't like Dawn's top/dress/whatever.

FFS another song meaning from ALW.

YY Glaikit, a surfy Brad.