And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Hell, I could be Jesus at this rate!!

Fab again. I am looking forward to seeing him in Xardiff

Josh could definitely be Jesus.

habbibu yes I agree about the dancers, totally distracting......what's with the two random guitarists now as well??

Can anyone run through the list of names for us late joiners?

Ta

He is such a nice singer but I don't think he acts. Or ever moves, unless in a vague rock-y way

Sue- he was very funny on Buzzcocks, Josh.

ITV Player.

Forgettable Jesus - Rory
Mackem - Ben
Butlins - Jon
Fat Thor - Nathan
Simba - Roger
Jesus Jesus - Jeff
Oirish - Niall

Is that everyone?

More meanings from Aldub

Is Tim Minchin going to make an appearance? (oh please oh please oh please)

I love him...

EVERY NIGHT FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF Maryzed.

We is hardcore.

Sit down, get the wine, join in

I think they need an acting challenge. THat is the problem with this format - we have no idea whether they can act. SInce JCSS is (mostly) sung through, it might not matter.
And it's the adverts again.

I'm not getting the Forgettable Jesus love. Safe pair of hands but not Jesus. No, just no.

Those are great names. Particularly Fat Thor.

Remember yer man and his walking-in-heels lessons for the Dorothys? And the stalking trips backstage at West End shows?

Happy Days

Maryz ITV player thingy

I'm not seeing anyone else who is even safe, though, Yama.

are there not more adverts than a normal show? It does seem like it

One of them looks quite like Lucifer, tbh, rather than Jesus. Which one is that?

Ben.

Are they going to snog Amanda/Dawn/whoever. The Josephs had to snog DVO didn't they?