And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

Jase, they don't need to be a triple threat. Jesus doesn't dance.
Thor was one of my front runners at the start, but I have gone off him. Not entirely sure why.

Jesus don't dance? Shame.

Is it the wine or is fat Thor Jesus winning me over .......

Does he do something to really piss them off backstage?

Ben really is anti-Jesus, isn't he?

I am here but embarrassed so am hiding in the corner.

You've gone off him cos they want you to Cardi - they've been getting at him and his 'ego' since day one. Either he is an utter cock or they just don't want him.

Ah, what a song.

Not the best vocal but I like the air clutching. So Yay Mackem.

Missed opportunity there by ALW and TIm RIce, Sue. DD does a great impersonation of Butlins losing concentration and doing jazz hands and high kicks in Gethsemane which proves this idea. Makes me weak every time. Sadly (as previously discussed) she is on a plane at the moment.

Is he gonna cry?

If they want energy on stage why are they all sitting down ???? Mackam not so good tonight .... All a bit teary

It's like the Maria's all over again. They wanted Connie from the start, and made sure the others were put down week on week.

Love this song. Not sure about him.

What is it on andrews desk that fascinates him so? Or is he about to puke?

I should think it's cos ALW and Tim Rice don't dance. They forgot.

This one's cracking.

I don;t care what they say about them Sue. I knew they were talking bollocks about Glasses, so I don;t trust them anyway. I think it is because he has no depth. It's all surface flash, I think.

Big Props

Which jesus do they want? Joining late. Hello

Tis subliminal, cardi. And have you ever voted? Cos if you have, did you know they phone you back at night and play HATE NATHAN tapes down the phone while you're sleeping?

Yay some air grabbing ..... Is Ben on MN.... Although thought it was mel c on guitar there for a minute and got quite confused

Loved that one! Good for Ben...shame about the jacket.

They want Rory. I can't blame them.

I think they want mackem personally!